Note: Chart above has been modified from its original format to fit the marquee, scroll down to see the whole thing.

This is a chart created by Hive Systems detailing about how long it would take a hacker to brute force passwords of various lengths and characters in 2024. Of course this is assuming the hacker has the ability to try a zillion passwords a second, which most systems prevent, and I get locked out of my bank account after 3 failed variations of B0N3R69. *shrug* It was probably negative anyways.

Thanks to Tim, who agrees the best password of all time remains asdf1234. It’s so satisfying to enter!