Fancy Feast that precious angel, STAT!
27-Year Old Tortoiseshell Cat Is World’s Oldest Living Kitty

Meet Flossie, a tortoiseshell cat from Orpington, England, who, just ahead of her 27th birthday, has been recognized as the world’s oldest living cat. Not bad, Flossie, but if you plan on taking the oldest cat in the world record you better still have plenty of years left in you, because Creme Puff, who passed in 2005, lived to be — wait for it — 38 and three days! That’s 168 in human years! Could you imagine being 168 years old? I mean I can because I was 168 once, but my circumstances are a little different. “The whole undead warlock thing again?” IT’S WHO I AM, and I’m not ashamed to admit it.