This is a short video of centenarians Bernard Littman (100) and Marjorie Fiterman (102) tying the knot at the Fountain View at Logan Square retirement home (where they met and fell in love) in Philadelphia with a combined age of 202 years and 271 days, setting the Guinness World Record.

This is a video of several aging king penguins at the Cincinnati Zoo marching in one of their last public parades before retirement, when they will live out their golden years from the comfort of their habitat, and the zoo will discontinue the parades due to their age. Penguins Stacey,

These are a couple videos of 101 sexagenarian skydivers (which sounds a lot wilder and sexier until you remember it’s just people over age 60) linking up to form a giant snowflake formation in the sky over California. The group jumped from five separate planes, and had less than a

Bobi, a purebred Rafeiro do Alentejo living in Conqueiros, Portugal, has officially been recognized as the world’s oldest dog ever, currently at 30 years and 228 days as of today, February 3rd, 2023. Damn, I have younger coworkers! His grand old age has been validated by the Portuguese government’s pet

This is some security cam footage from a grocery store where an old man (we’ll call him Mario Andreighty) tries to beat the closing automatic doors and ends up plowing right into one, breaking everything and dropping the door’s giant cover plate on top of him, causing him to speed

Jonathan the tortoise, who’s lived at the governor’s residence on St. Helena (1,200 miles off the southwestern coast of Africa in the middle of vast ocean) since 1882, just celebrated what is believed to be his 190th birthday — although he could be even older. Honestly, he doesn’t look a

Meet Flossie, a tortoiseshell cat from Orpington, England, who, just ahead of her 27th birthday, has been recognized as the world’s oldest living cat. Not bad, Flossie, but if you plan on taking the oldest cat in the world record you better still have plenty of years left in you,

This is some produce section security cam footage (presumably installed due to peach thievery) of an elderly woman and supermarket employee, who have made it tradition to have a little standoff whenever she’s in the market (does he wear a baguette vest all the time?). How precious is that! I