In what the hell is wrong with you news, this is a video of competitive eater L.A. Beast setting a new Guinness World Record for further distance walked barefoot on LEGO bricks, with an incredibly painful 3,886.20-meters (12,750-feet, ~2.4148-miles, beating the previous record set by barefoot marathon runner Sonny Molina

Dream it, and you can achieve it. They aren’t words that I live by anymore, but it is advice I dispense every opportunity I get for those who haven’t become jaded and given up hope yet. Not too long ago I thought stacking 518 Jenga pieces on top of a

These are a couple of videos of Brazilian big wave surfer Maya Gabeira setting the women’s world record for largest wave surfed, with this terrifying 73.5-foot bonecrusher off the coast of Nazaré, Portugal. Holy smokes! Obviously, if these giant waves aren’t a sign that Poseidon is pissed with the way

This is a video of Chennai, India based Rubik’s Cube trainer Illayaram Sekar aiming to inspire his students by setting a new world record for most Rubik’s Cubes solved underwater with a single breath with a total of six cubes in approximately two minutes and 18 seconds. For reference, the

In other world record news, this is a video of Paul Scardino of Winchester City, Virginia, providing a tour of his basement, where he stores his world record collection of Funk Pop! figures, with a staggering 5,306 Pops. For reference, that’s about 5,303 more than I own. I’m honestly surprised

This is a video of the Guinness World Record number of costume change illusions in one minute, with a very respectable 18 different costumes. She could have actually performed more, but the grand finale took fifteen seconds itself AND WAS WORTH EVERY SECOND OF IT. For reference, it took me

This is a video of backwards spelling extraordinaire Pam Onnen setting the Guinness World Record for most words spelling backwards in one minute with a staggering 56, beating the previous record held by somebody who surprisingly wasn’t her by 16. That’s almost one word a second! From what I could

This is a video of Minnesotan dentist Christopher Dens setting the unofficial world record for tallest stilts worn while waterskiing, with some 11-footers. There’s also a compilation video of all the fails it took while practicing to finally achieve the feat. Cool, but he should have made some custom jeans