Note: Very strong language, solid threats.

This is a compilation assembled by editor Harry Hanrahan featuring what he believes are the 100 greatest threats of all time delivered in film (prior to 2010, full list of movies used HERE). Do you agree? I do not agree. Of course I always disagree, usually just for the sake of being disagreeable, or having no knowledge about the subject matter but trying to act like I do. It’s one of the things people can’t stand about me. One of many, just to be clear.

This is a video of a powder cloud avalanche tearing down the trails of Mount Timpanogos at Sundance Resort in Utah while a group of skiers and snowboarders watch. Per one dude, “What the heck, bro?! That’s one of the biggest avalanches I’ve ever seen in my life!” Wow, just how many avalanches has this guy seen in his life? Is he some sort of avalanche magnet or something? Because the X-Men could use him. Probably just as laser fodder, but still.

A friend just shared this with me. Avalanche at @SundanceResort. Just now. pic.twitter.com/j2hcCNRdPl

— Chris Harrington (@CCH360) March 27, 2023

This is some dashcam footage from a California highway where a truck loses its left front tire and a Kia Soul in the adjacent lane immediately hits it, launching the vehicle like it just reached the end of a Hot Wheels Ramp. I like how the driver applied their brakes mid-air. Thankfully, nobody was seriously injured in the incident, a testament to the safety of modern vehicles. Still, if I were Kia I’d use this video in a commercial. Farmers Insurance too.

Back with another song (and the addition of a robotic singing head), the One Hacker Band (previously seen performing ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’, still with Kirby trapped in the bass drum) makes its intentions known with a rendition of Tears for Fears’ ‘Everybody Wants To Rule The World’. Robots, it’s talking about robots — robots want to rule thew world. Not that it should come as any surprise, movies have been trying to warn us for years. But have we been listening? Noooooo, and now we have ChatGPT-4, which is both writing this article and trying to stab me at the same time.

Keep going for the video, as well as the robotic head singing Radiohead’s ‘Creep’, because it clearly is one.

This is a video of a Barcelona puppeteer with a next-level control rig (check out those finger controls!) getting his frog puppet to play the piano, with absolutely stunning results. Just watch, it’s wild. And trust me, I know a thing about wild — I’ve been around the block. Both sexually and otherwise, but mostly just sexually. To be honest I’ve hardly left the porch related to most other things.

Keep going for both a day and night performance.

In hold my beer news, this is a video of Scottish cyclist Danny MacAskill (previously) riding his bike across the length of a tennis net. What is he, practicing to be an extreme ball boy or something? Because that would make tennis a lot more exciting to watch. Right now the only thing to get excited about is players smashing rackets and yelling at the umpire, which happens far too infrequently for me to ever justify watching tennis.