Baby Goat Sets World Record With 19-Inch Ears
This is a video of Simba, a goat born in Pakistan with 48cm (~19″) ears, making it the new world record holder for longest eared goat. Wow, and to think I make fun of my girlfriend’s earlobes! “You know you’re lucky I don’t make fun of your penis.” Honey — what’s the matter with it?! “Where to begin?” I guess start at the very bottom of the shaft.
Obi-Wan Kenobi Reimagined As Larry, A Laid-Back Drug Addict
The editors at Auralnauts have taken footage from the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series (along with other Star Wars footage) to create the very watchable Larry, the story of a freewheeling drug addict set in the Star Wars universe. This is part one of six, and Auralnauts plan to release a new episode about every three weeks, so if this is your thing, you are IN LUCK. If this is not your thing and you’re not entirely sure what your thing is, we can always rent a seedy motel room by the hour and experiment.
R/C Chucky On 4-Wheeler Cruising In Traffic
Because everybody needs a hobby, Philadelphia-based Instagrammer Sp Wîz built a radio controlled 4-wheeler with a Chucky doll on top and takes it out driving in traffic to startle people. That’s cool. At least until somebody runs it over. Then it’s broken. Broken things can still be cool though. Take my heart for example. “Your heart isn’t cool.” Nope, it’s burning hot…with passion. Passion for food and video games. FUN FACT: If I recline on the sofa far enough I can use the dent in my chest as a salsa bowl.
Count Me In: Slide That Drops Into Giant, Deep Ball Pit
This is a short video of a woman taking the ride of her life, speeding down a short slide on an inflatable tube, then dropping into a giant ball pit below. Now that looks like fun. I’m talking fun with a capital F. And UN. ALL CAPS. That’s some serious fun. Now which Chuck E. Cheese is this at, because clearly I’ve been going to the wrong one.
Giant Man Appears To Move Cars Onto Ferry By Hand
This is a clever perspective video of a man appearing to move cars into place on a ferry all by hand, Tetris-style. That’s cool. Maybe not as cool as not doing this and spending his time searching the water for mermaids instead, but we all spend our free time in our own ways. Some more productively than others, obviously.
What The?: Bike With Two Half Wheels For Rear Tire
This is a video of creator of things The Q (like in the Bond movies!) building and riding a bicycle that has two half tires in the rear that rotate perfectly opposite each other so there’s always tread on the ground. How about that! Apparently there was a lot of math involved with the build, and you know how I feel about math. “You failed it in school.” Ha, and my teachers said I wouldn’t always have a calculator in the real world. *opening calculator app on smartphone* Technology sure showed them! Now how do you work this thing? Do the thing that makes it spell B00B5.
- May 3, 2024
