Because some people like to see a bad idea carried out to completion (I can respect that), this is a video of Colin Furze constructing an ass-mounted flamethrower. Powered by an aerosol can and electric ignitor, the flamethrower is mounted in the rear of his pants so he can produce a seemingly fiery fart at any time. That’s…something. Something you definitely shouldn’t wear to bed at night. Or anywhere at any time, really.

Because why not get the puking over with at the beginning of the night, Doritos has teamed up with the Empirical to produce a limited edition liquor flavored with its nacho cheese tortilla chips. The 42% alcohol booze is made with the flavor from actual chips, using vacuum distillation, “a process that operates at lower temperatures in order to ‘preserve the flavors’.” The clear (but should have been bright orange) liquor is available in select states for a price around $65, and will soon be available globally. And while it certainly sounds like something to scoff dry heave at, Frito-Lay is quick to point out that the flavor may work well in all those Bloody Marys you’re throwing back at 9AM like some sort of booze-fueled monster.

These are two clips from drone pilot chrisfpv.de of a drone with a Superman toy attached to provide a first person point of view of what it would be like to ride on Superman’s back as he flies around. That’s cool, although I do wish he had a seatbelt. I mean what if I fall off and he doesn’t notice? If I survive the fall do I have any choice but to become a supervillain hellbent on revenge against the supposed superhero who dropped me? And, if there were more questions like that in my college moral philosophy course, would I have still failed so hard?

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This is a short clip of a fence that’s been modified with a dog viewing portal and decorated so that when the dog sticks its head through the hole it’s transformed into Michael Jackson’s werecat (often mistaken for a werewolf) character from the ‘Thriller’ music video. Did you already know his character in the video was a werecat and not a werewolf? I bet you did, you know all sorts of things. Mostly completely useless, but I would like to offer you a position on my bar trivia team.

This is a clip from Noosa North Shore in Queensland, Australia, of a kangaroo hopping around in the surf to cool off on a hot day. They’re just like us! Except they have pouches. They do like throwing punches though! Also, considering this video is from Australia, I assume the clip was cut right before a great white shark leapt out of the water and ate the kangaroo in a single bite, followed by a giant sand spider eating the shark, a venomous surf snake eating the spider, and the Kraken rising from the deep to devour them all. This post sponsored by Australia’s Board Of Tourism.

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Because what company doesn’t want to partner with Crocs, the comfy footwear giant has teamed up with McDonald’s for four limited editions, including Hamburglar and Birdie clogs, a classic McDonald’s themed clog, and Grimace fuzzy-lined sandals. All are either $70 or $75, and include unique McDonald’s themed Jibbitz™ charms for accessorizing. That’s cool. Still, I can’t help but feel like they missed the mark not making a pair of open-toed clogs that look like a fry cup, and your toes are the fries. Now those — those would really be something to point and laugh at.