Arnold Schwarzenegger Deepfaked As All The Characters From The Office

Arnold Schwarzenegger Deepfaked As All The Characters From The Office

Because deepfakes are the new shallowfakes (like the people you thought were your friends until they ditched you at the mall just because you have a pimple *texting mom for the thousandth time ‘PLEASE COME GET ME’*), this is a video of Arnold Schwarzenegger deepfaked as the characters from The Office.  And, I think I speak for everyone here when I say– “Just when you thought masturbating to The Office couldn’t get any easier!”  Exaaactl– wait, what?!

 

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Graph Of The Most Popular Social Media Platforms 2002 – 2019

Graph Of The Most Popular Social Media Platforms 2002 - 2019

This is an ever-changing bar graph visualizing the most popular social media platforms by number of active monthly users from 2002 to 2019. As you can see, there were several that I’ve never even heard of, and even more that I WISH I’d never heard of.   You hear me?!  You ruined everything, Facebook! *shaking fist* Tom and I had it all. *hanging head despondently* We had it all.

Guy Raps Enimem’s ‘Without Me’ Entirely In Klingon

Guy Raps Enimem's 'Without Me' Entirely In Klingon

This is a recently discovered music video of Youtuber Klenginem (clever) rapping Eminem’s ‘Without You’, entirely in Klingon (lyrics on his official website HERE).  It’s one of only three videos Klengimen has posted to his Youtube channel in the past 11 years, leading at least one idiot eating cold, not even that good leftover mac and cheese for breakfast to speculate maybe the whole Klingon Eminem tribute rapper thing wasn’t as lucrative as someone may have initially believed.  I’m as shocked as you are.

David Tennant And Jodie Whittaker (The 10th and 13th Doctors) Judge Homemade Doctor Who Costumes

David Tennant And Jodie Whittaker (The 10th and 13th Doctors) Judge Homemade Doctor Who Costumes

This is a video from The Late Late Show With James Corden starring the tenth and thirteenth doctors, David Tennant and Jodie Whittaker, judging six contestants on their homemade Doctor Who inspired costumes. From what I could gather from the quality of costumes, it appears each contestant was rolled down a hill in a sleeping bag, stripped of anything useful, then given thirty seconds to create their costume. I mean I’d be embarrassed trick-or-treating in any of those costumes, and two years in a row I went as myself with a limp.

The Ol’ Frisbee Around The Empty Pool Trick Shot

The Ol' Frisbee Around The Empty Pool Trick Shot

This is a video of some dude performing a frisbee trick shot that travels around the entire outer edge of an in-ground pool and knocks over a Gatorade bottle. I thought it was just going to delicately twist the cap off the bottle, but I also expect too much sometimes. *girlfriend rolls eyes* I saw that! Still, a pretty cool trick, but you know what an even cooler trick? If you cleaned that disgusting swamp and refilled it with clean water so we could actually go swimming. IT’S A POOL, DAMMIT, NOT A FRISBEE TRICK PARK.

Thanks to Alex S, who agrees with a pool like that, you better watch out for gators.

The First FDA-Approved Prescription Video Game To Help Treat ADHD

The First FDA-Approved Prescription Video Game To Help Treat ADHD

This is a short video demonstration of EndeavorRX, the world’s first FDA-approved prescription video game, developed to help treat ADHD in children ages 8 to 12. Some more info while I hit up my old model airplane glue dealer to see if he’s got any EndeavorRX connections:

The game challenges users to dodge obstacles and collect targets as they navigate icy winter wonderlands and lava rivers, guided by aliens who zip around on flying saucers. The developers say the game stimulates neural systems that are intrinsic to attention function. It also features adaptive algorithms that monitor each patient’s progress as they play, allowing for personalized ADHD treatment.

The decision follows seven years of clinical trials. Over five separate studies, researchers examined more than 600 kids to determine whether EndeavorRx could affect their ADHD symptoms. One such study found that 30 percent of the children “no longer had a measurable attention deficit on at least one measure of objective attention” after playing EndeavorRx for 25 minutes a day, five days a week for four weeks. According to Akili, these changes persisted for up to one month following treatment with EndeavorRx. The most common side effects were frustration and headache, which seem mild in contrast to traditional medications.

Hey — whatever works. I’ve actually been using video games for years to help cure a lot of what ails me, including, and by no means only limited to, the overwhelming pain of human existence. Now *blowing on NES cartridge* if you could just– “I’m not putting that in your butt.” I NEED MY MEDICINE.