This is a video of TikTok user elijah.sky casually reading on the porch when SURPRISE, mama bear shows up with baby bear, presumably to rummage through some trash and/or demand Goldilocks’s current address. Elijah is surprisingly calm throughout the entire visit, which thankfully didn’t end with him getting his face mauled off after being deemed a threat by mama bear. Now I’m not sure what I would have done in the same situation, but shit my pants and cry is probably a reasonable guess.
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Thanks to my friend becca b, who agrees Yogi The Bear is a pretty poor representation of actual bears.