Now make a pair with JNCOs so I can carry everything i own.
Jeans Made Of All Pockets Has 41 Functional Pockets

Because when it comes to hard drives and jeans you can never have enough storage, this is a video of fashion designer Cory Infinite’s ‘Infinite Pocket Jeans’. Despite the name, the pockets are actually finite, and total 41. That is a far cry from infinite, but also a far cry from the five measly pockets my jeans have. Mine do have lot of extra holes though, I just can’t put anything in them without it falling down my pant leg. Has anybody seen a roll of singles? The Infinite Pocket Jeans consist of 14 front pockets, 7 front change pockets, 2 side pockets, and 18 rear pockets, and Cory demonstrates their carrying capacity in the video. They can fit a lot of stuff. Probably great for shoplifting. Also probably great for forgetting what pocket your wallet is in. *frantically rummaging through pockets at checkout as customers behind me grow restless* Well if I could just find my phone I could check my pocket spreadsheet!