This is a video of acrobat and glizzy performance artist Jacob Grégoire performing a series of hot dog tricks. Apparently Jacob is one of Peter Pan’s Lost Boys and never grew out of playing with his food. I respect that. Damn he make them wieners look good! I can’t even begin to guess how many mornings I’ve had a cold hot dog for breakfast, but I guarantee even a tenth of the answer would disgust you.

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