This is a video of a little tyke dropping what I assume is a $14 hotdog at a recent Detroit Tigers vs Chicago White Sox baseball game and performing a classic head slap as a result. I feel you, little guy. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve

Presumably explaining why Memorial Day weekend hotdog prices were through the roof (or the back of a trailer), a recent 18-wheeler crash on I-70 in Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania spilled some 15,000 pounds of hot dog filling on the side of the road. Just look at it — so many @ssholes

Presumably misunderstanding what a beer brat is, this is a video from a recent Yankees game of a fan spotted in the stadium dipping his dry wiener into a beer and eating it. Ketchup? No thank you. Mustard or relish? Forget about it. Beer? Now THAT’S a condiment. Clearly, decisions

This is a video of a woman performing the ol’ hot dog trick, catching a massive fish on her hand (aka noodling) with a cold wiener. Look at the size of that thing! I like how she checks to see if her hand is still at the end of her

This is a video of scientific experimenter and Youtuber NightHawkinLight levitating a hotdog by suspending it in a stream of compressed air (an example of the Coandă effect) and cooking the dog via a heating coil in what is arguable the coolest fashion ever, followed distantly by those hotdog carousels

Man, I used to win so many tickets playing Whac-A-Mole at the arcade. Mostly because my brother and I would team up on one game with two mallets, and I have the stuffed animals and little glider planes to prove it. This is a video of a Shibu Inu named

Living the dream: it’s nice to know some people are out there actually doing it. Enter James Blackwood, a retired Canadian police officer who has taken to feeding the as many as thirty raccoons that show up on his back porch nightly because he tosses out grapes and cookies and

This is Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust seasoning blend, a proprietary blend of the Colonel’s eleven secret herbs and spices that’s allegedly the same crack cocaine they top the cereal with, except now you can liberally add the seasoning to your own ice cream and cookies without spending countless nights in