This is a video of acrobat and glizzy performance artist Jacob Grégoire performing a series of hot dog tricks. Apparently Jacob is one of Peter Pan’s Lost Boys and never grew out of playing with his food. I respect that. Damn he make them wieners look good! I can’t even

Because some people have all the fun (and hot dogs), this is a video of Pablo Rochat (who also made that awesome Hot Wheels hot dog launcher) and a friend playing a game of foosball on top of a grill, using roasting weenies for the players and an aluminum foil

This is a video of a little tyke dropping what I assume is a $14 hotdog at a recent Detroit Tigers vs Chicago White Sox baseball game and performing a classic head slap as a result. I feel you, little guy. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve

Presumably explaining why Memorial Day weekend hotdog prices were through the roof (or the back of a trailer), a recent 18-wheeler crash on I-70 in Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania spilled some 15,000 pounds of hot dog filling on the side of the road. Just look at it — so many @ssholes

Presumably misunderstanding what a beer brat is, this is a video from a recent Yankees game of a fan spotted in the stadium dipping his dry wiener into a beer and eating it. Ketchup? No thank you. Mustard or relish? Forget about it. Beer? Now THAT’S a condiment. Clearly, decisions

This is a video of a woman performing the ol’ hot dog trick, catching a massive fish on her hand (aka noodling) with a cold wiener. Look at the size of that thing! I like how she checks to see if her hand is still at the end of her

This is a video of scientific experimenter and Youtuber NightHawkinLight levitating a hotdog by suspending it in a stream of compressed air (an example of the Coandă effect) and cooking the dog via a heating coil in what is arguable the coolest fashion ever, followed distantly by those hotdog carousels

Man, I used to win so many tickets playing Whac-A-Mole at the arcade. Mostly because my brother and I would team up on one game with two mallets, and I have the stuffed animals and little glider planes to prove it. This is a video of a Shibu Inu named