This is a clip from the 2018 (those were different times, weren’t they?) Miss World pageant of all the contestants introducing themselves in alphabetically order when they get to Miss France Eva Colas and she produces a hoarsely guttural FRAWNCE! I feel like I was just verbally assaulted by a
- January 9, 2023
This is a video of pals Liam and Alex attempting a speedrun from Fight Club to Marmaduke in Apple TV using only movie suggestions based on the movie they’re currently viewing. It’s like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but they make it look way more exciting. In the video, they
- January 9, 2023
This is a deepfake video starring Jerry Seinfeld in Pulp Fiction, complete with laugh track and sound effects from Seinfeld. It’s not as funny as the show, although I could certainly see Larry David trying to pitch this in an episode. “Prett-ay, prett-ay, prett-ay good,” I imagine him thinking to
- January 9, 2023
This is a video of a snowboarder riding a T-bar lift and having a hard time of it, eventually letting go and sliding down the slope, managing to stay right in the middle where he can do the most damage, taking out other skiers and snowboarders along the way like
- January 9, 2023
This is a video of a Goiás, Brazil police officer demonstrating how to exit a tight parallel parking spot without wasting any time. Of course this technique will only work if you have a front-wheel drive car with a manual transmission. Or you don’t care about damaging your car or
- January 6, 2023
Because apparently some people do more with their friends than mindlessly drink and watch television, this is a video of pro BMX rider Scotty Cranmer and buddies trying to front-flip a roller coaster bike (which I actually invented when I was four or five) down some stairs. It’s a success.
- January 6, 2023
This is a short video from the top of a not very snowy ski lift (where is this, Florida?) of two skiers failing to exit the lift properly, with one sitting down right away, and the other waiting until the lift is making its turn to fall off. Honestly, if
- January 6, 2023
This is a video of the entirely robotic One Hacker Band performing a rendition of Nirvana’s 1991 banger ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’. Even without watching the video, you can tell it’s a robot band playing it. It sounds robotic. Like I’ve often been accused of, it has no soul. Also,
- January 6, 2023