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200 Soccer Balls Down Practice Ski Jump Slope Vs Goalie

This is a video from the fun-loving Aussies of How Ridiculous rolling 200 soccer balls down a practice ski jump ramp in Park City, Utah towards a single goalie at the bottom. Me? I would have stopped all those balls. Also, they really could have used famed Telemundo football commentator Andrés Cantor to deliver a “GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAL!” There’s also a longer video of them holding a variety of different competitions involving the ski ramp and soccer balls, which looked like a lot of fun. Me? I can’t remember the last time I had a lot of fun. I occasionally have a little fun here and there, but never a LOT of fun. It’s like when you’re at the beach on your bodyboard waiting for a big wave but it never comes and you get stung by jellyfish.