Heinz Selling ‘Tomato Blood’ Ketchup For Halloween
Because why not repackage an existing product with the hope of selling more of it, Heinz is releasing limited edition ‘Tomato Blood’ ketchup in time for Halloween. It’s regular ketchup with a different sticker on the front of the bottle. They’re also selling costumes (bloody pirate, bloody mummy, bloody mad
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Talking Husky Gets Remixed Into Ancient Husky Melody
This is another tasty remix from The Kiffness (previously), this time taking the audio from a TikTok video of Haiku the Husky talking and transforming it into an ancient Husky song, once howled by his ancestors many moons ago. Really makes you want to just strip down naked and howl
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World’s Tallest Elephant Toothpaste Chemical Reaction Reaches 250-Feet
This is a video of ex-NASA engineer turned YouTube money maker Mark Rober (previously) setting the world record for the world’s tallest elephant toothpaste chemical reaction, mixing hydrogen peroxide, soap, and potassium iodide in a 5-ton flask with a resulting volcano that reaches a respectable altitude of 250-feet. Obviously, if
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Very Clever Freddie Mercury/Freddy Krueger Costume
This is ‘A Tale Of Two Freddies’, the Two-Face style Freddie Mercury/Freddy Krueger costume created by photo editor Jared Lerner for a previous Halloween. A fantastic job, and Jared certainly would have been in contention for best costume at my annual Halloween party if I didn’t rig the voting so
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Cabbage Patch Kids Yarn Hair Hats
I don’t think I ever owned a Cabbage Patch Kids doll, but I did have the playhouse growing up. I got it for like my fifth birthday. This one right HERE. God, I spent so much time in there getting stung by the bees that also called it home. Enter
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Hamburger Soap: Wash My Mouth Out, I Dare You
Soap, just like a hamburger right before you swim, is hard not to eat, especially when your mom tells you not to. And now it’s going to be even more difficult no thanks to this hamburger soap manufactured and sold by Etsy shop SnowsCutSoaps. Each $6 slider-size burger comes with
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Baby Yoda In Hover Crib Snow Globe
Because wherever there’s Mandalorian merchandise to be sold, there’s money to be made hand-over-fist, this is The Child Glitter Globe available from The Bradford Exchange ($90). This year’s must-have holiday decoration features Grogu in his hover crib, surrounding with swirling glitter that, at least in my mind, he generated with
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Finally, The Princess Bride Action Figures My Childhood Was Missing
Available for pre-order from McFarlane Toys (shipping in November), this is the line of The Princess Bride action figures featuring the likenesses of Westley (aka the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo Montoya, and Fezzik. All the figures feature 22 moving parts for maximum articulation and Westley, Princess Buttercup and
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