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Finally, The Princess Bride Action Figures My Childhood Was Missing

Available for pre-order from McFarlane Toys (shipping in November), this is the line of The Princess Bride action figures featuring the likenesses of Westley (aka the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo Montoya, and Fezzik. All the figures feature 22 moving parts for maximum articulation and Westley, Princess Buttercup and Inigo stand 7-inches tall and are $25 apiece, with Fezzik almost ten inches tall and $40. Or you can buy the complete set for $98. Me? I’m holding out for them to also produce Miracle Max, Vizzini and a Rodent Of Unusual Size action figures before I make my purchase decision, which, if I’m being completely honest with myself, will probably still be a firm no.