Soap, just like a hamburger right before you swim, is hard not to eat, especially when your mom tells you not to. And now it’s going to be even more difficult no thanks to this hamburger soap manufactured and sold by Etsy shop SnowsCutSoaps. Each $6 slider-size burger comes with six individual soap pieces: bottom bun, burger patty, lettuce, tomato, top bun, and pickle. Unfortunately for anybody seeking a true burger soap eating experience, the soaps are only available in bonfire and honey almond scents and NOT Whopper Jr. That is a shame. Just like how the shell shaped soaps in my parents’ guest bathroom don’t taste like the ocean at all.