Note: Volume on. This is a classic prank from a mom who repeatedly cuts the power at the breaker in the basement while her daughter is playing with a Ouija board upstairs with friends during a sleepover. It brought me great joy. You know, I remember not too long ago

I hope everyone had a lovely holiday and nobody feels like they’re going to explode like Thunder after spotting his boss Lo-Pan dead on the floor, which is pretty much exactly where I’m at right now (both dead on the floor and about to explode). As you can see above,

This is a video of musician Gunhild Carling piping out a swing song on the bagpipes in Central Park. Apparently she had asked the audience if they wanted to hear a swing song performed on the bagpipes and received an underwhelming response. Thankfully, she performed it anyways AND FACES WERE

Mother Nature: she’s wild. I know because we had a brief thing in college before she left me for a bartender. This is a video from a robotic spy penguin built by John Bower Productions of an emperor penguin hatching on its dad’s feet after two months of careful incubation.

Have you ever wondered what the dial-up modem handshake sound LOOKS like? Just how high were you? Edibles? Maybe next time wait an hour before eating the rest. This is the dial-up modem sound presented in spectrogram form. Sure brings back memories, doesn’t it? MOM! MOM HANG UP THE PHONE.

Because sometimes Death likes to play games, this is a video of Moto2 racer Aron Canet making his way off the track after laying his bike down during a qualifying run of the Portimao Grand Prix at the Estoril Circuit in Portugal. Like a total pro, even before he’s done

This is some security cam footage of a $105,000+ electric Porsche Taycan pulling into a driveway, then immediately pulling out of the driveway via the top of a retaining wall, hitting an SUV and landing on top of another car in the process. As far as parking jobs go, this

Note: Obviously this isn’t the whole stack, keep going for a full photo, complete with tiny plastic chair on top. Dare to dream, folks, dare to dream. This is a shot of the aftermath of Jenga stacker Madlad trying hard and believing in himself at such max levels he was