Presumably to help protect parents’ feet from rogue LEGO bricks, these are the LEGO x Adidas A-ZX 8000, which sounds like a rather unusual name for a pair of LEGO sneakers. They’ll cost $130 when they’re released on September 25th, and I’m not convinced I’ll actually be able to stick

This is a video edited by Youtuber SAVE MOTHRA!!! (pfft, I saw her fly straight into the sun, bro, she’s a goner) featuring the final battle from Jurassic World, but with some of the audio of Kirin J Callinan’s ‘Big Enough’ (aka the screaming cowboy song) added. I’m not going

This is some worthwhile vintage video presumably uncovered from the ashes of a bygone civilization of people shopping for computers at an electronics store in 1994. My my, a 160 megabyte hard drive and 4 megabytes of RAM?! Say no more, sir, I am SOLD. By the way, what do

This is a series of renderings of pop culture homes reimagined as Polly Pocket playsets by the folks at The Toy Zone. The homes include the Byers residence from Stranger Things, Monica’s apartment from Friends, The Simpsons’ home, Bilbo’s Hobbit Hole, the Tenenbaum residence from The Royal Tenenbaums, and The

This is the Han Solo in carbonite waffle maker manufactured and sold by Pangea ($54 on Amazon). According to the Amazon reviews, it makes very thick waffles that take extra time to cook. I’m okay with that. After all *carefully adding giant circular boobs to stick figure painting* perfection takes

This is a video of musician/starer Kestrel Tapes performing Toto’s ‘Africa’, but in a minor key. It kinda sounds like The X-Files theme. What’s a minor key anyways? Beats me. Major key? No clue. Major Tom? *wiping tear* HE WAS A SPACE HERO. Keep going for the video, as well

This is a video of some of the skydivers from Skydive Spaceland Houston speeding towards earth at night while covered in LED strips and blasting 300-foot sparkler trails from their feet. That’s cool. Maybe not as cool as I am, but– “I swear if this is the detachable thumb trick

These are several videos of Southeast Michigan man Coby’s heavily customized 1985 GMC van that appears to drive upside-down and backwards, complete with rotating tires on the top. Some more info about the ride while I try to draw as little attention to myself as possible while driving. I want