This is the Han Solo in carbonite waffle maker manufactured and sold by Pangea ($54 on Amazon). According to the Amazon reviews, it makes very thick waffles that take extra time to cook. I’m okay with that. After all *carefully adding giant circular boobs to stick figure painting* perfection takes time. *steps back from easel, proudly admiring work* Somebody call the Louvre, tell them to put the Mona Lisa in storage.

Keep going for a shot of the product packaging, which includes a shot of a not too impressive looking Han waffle on the box.