This is ‘Ducks Annihilate A Bowl Of Peas,’ a piece of performance art starring two ducks ravaging a bowl of watery peas with the same ferocity as I used to attack all-you-can-eat buffets before they were all shut down due to the coronavirus. When managers saw me coming you could

This is a video of very talented cellist Samara Ginsberg performing the He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe theme as arranged for eight cellos by herself. Now, as a boy who’s been mastering the universe since a very young age (Instagram proof here), I’m into it. Sadly, I remember

This is a video compilation assembled by Youtuber Zane Golia starring actor Jonathan Frakes (best known as Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Commander William T. Riker) interrogating you using questions he asked while hosting Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. I’m not gonna lie, he had me sweating, and I probably

This is a video created by Dr James O’Donoghue of the relative sidereal rotation periods of planets in 2-D. Sidereal meaning relative to background stars, of course. “Of course.” As you can see– “Uranus is backwards.” Like a front-butt? I don’t think so. No, what I was going to say

This is a video of Emil of Squidmar Miniatures painting a knight figurine while dressed as a knight himself, slowly removing the pieces of armor as they hinder his painting like a medieval striptease. He’s a very talented miniature painter for sure, but I question his merits as a knight.

this is the Toilet Timer ($15 on Amazon), a five-minute sand hourglass style timer to remind you that you’ve already done enough scrolling on Instagram, it’s time to wipe and get off the pot. Me? I don’t get up until both my legs are painfully numb and I have to

This is a video of a guy pranking his girlfriend by cutting the wires from a pair of regular Apple earphones, then pretending they’re her AirPods and tossing the out the window to see if they can fly. As far as pranks go, it isn’t a very good one. Not

This is a vintage video from all the way back in 2002 of Christi and Ali getting 2nd generation iPods and not being sure what to make of them. You think their parents gave all their kids names that end with i? “Yes.” Haha — Levi, everybody! Honestly, I didn’t