This is a video of pastry chef Amaury Guichon (previously) constructing an entirely edible giant box of matches, with each match having a s’mores stuffed head. COUNT ME IN. Some more details about the fiery dessert while my 1/2 cup of plain granola meal prep dessert looks progressive less appetizing:

This is a video of musician Michael Tan performing one of Bach’s crab canons with a replicant of himself. A crab canon is “an arrangement of two musical lines that are complementary and backward,” similar to a palindrome. Wo, Nemo toss a lasso to me now! The video features Michael

This is a video of the aftermath of a nimrod Maserati Levante owner who intentionally drove his ~$100,000 vehicle “around multiple barrels, signs, an arrow board, and barricades into high water at US 23 and I-270 on the south side of Columbus, Ohio,” where he proceeded to get stuck on

This is a video of caricature artist Saemee Yoon of Waikiki, Hawaii’s Caricature Party sketching a couple and really hitting their insecurities like a wrecking ball. She makes the woman almost entirely teeth, and the man just a giant nose and Adam’s apple. They have a good laugh about it

This is a video of Korean beatbox artist JCOP recreating a variety of sounds his crew makes with different objects, and then everybody going absolutely nuts with celebratory breakdancing moves after each one. My favorites are the guy behind him after the ping pong sounds at 0:15, and after the

These are several videos from America’s first Official CarJitsu Championship, in which two combatants grapple jujitsu style, but inside a vehicle, utilizing the seat belts and anything else available to them to get their opponent to tap out. Opponents start buckled in, and when the bell sounds immediately remove their

This is a video of a married couple showing the results of attempting to paint each other’s portrait. The woman did a fair enough job of capturing her husband’s likeness, but his looks like somebody tried painting a yeti they saw while tripping on mushrooms. I imagine if I’d attempted

This is a clip of a real life roadrunner vocalizing. Shockingly, it does not make the ‘Meep meep!’ we’ve all come to expect from watching cartoons. It’s more of a really quick clicking. Great, now what else have cartoons been lying to us about?! Next thing you know we’ll find