This is a video of an auto-playing hammered dulcimer performing a lovely rendition of Kate Bush’s ‘Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)’ repopularized by Stranger Things. You know, when I was younger I always imagined myself rich enough to be able to employ a harp player that would greet me with celestial music whenever I returned home and entered my grand foyer. Some pipe dream that turned out to be! I can’t even afford to keep my Spotify on.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees hills are best walked at a leisurely pace.