This is a video of a precious red panda at a zoo coming outside from its sleep enclosure and being threatened by a rock. Quickly taking the offensive, it slaps the rock a few times and makes itself as large as it can by standing on its back legs and

This is the ‘Magdeburg Unicorn’, a fossil reconstruction assembled a few years after the bones of a woolly rhinoceros were discovered in Germany in 1663. Allegedly the reconstruction was performed by Prussian scientist Otto von Geuricke, who, I think we can all agree, did a stellar job. I wish I

In how to ruin a date news, this is some footage from an escape room in Germany where a guy sacrifices his girlfriend to a ghoul in order to save himself. How noble of him. He does realize escape rooms don’t hire real ghouls, right? Like that was just a

This is a video of Emmanuel the unruly emu consistently ruining his caretaker’s attempts to make education videos about the animals at Knuckle Bump Farms in South Florida (which I really feel should not be capitalized). Oh, Emmanuel. You know, he reminds me a lot of myself when my girlfriend

Staking claim as the rightful owners of the beach (and justifiably so), this is a video of a couple large sea lions chasing humans off their sand in La Jolla, California. Just look at those human meatbags run! Clearly, this is a local’s only beach. Now if only those sea

In cue the Benny Hill theme news, this is video of a police chase starring an out-of-shape officer jogging after a kid, who quickly rounds a corner and climbs a drainpipe onto the top of a building. But when the officer turns the corner he’s nowhere to be found, and

Note: Full-res version HERE. This is a world map created by Preply (link includes all the explanations) detailing how to express laughter online in 26 different languages. Some of them I was aware of (Thailand’s 55555 because 5 is pronounced ‘hah’), but a lot were new to me. Still, I’m

This is a video of Crocodile Hunter Jr. Robert Irwin working with a bush-stone curlew named Emily to help curtail her very conspicuous anger management issues. Now I’ve dated several Emilys in the past, and to Robert I say GOOD LUCK. And if she’s a Libra just f*cking forget about