This is some motion tracking home security cam footage that follows a cat as it wakes up from its siesta to greet its owner returning home from work. How sweet. For reference, I’m greeted at the door by three lunatic dogs who convinced themselves I was never coming back and had already started to chew a hole through the wall to let themselves out. Separation anxiety, am I right? “What about it?” Please don’t ever leave, you’re like a drug to me. “Black tar heroin?” More like a sinus nasal spray that only kinda works but is still better than nothing.