In what happens under the porch, stays under the porch news, this is some home security cam footage of a threesome headed out for some quality time in the hot tub when the two dudes both slip down the stairs, one right after the other. I imagine there will definitely

This is some home security camera footage of a man pretreating his new deck supports for termites when he steps on one of the loose boards he’s using for footing and it smacks him in the face cartoon style, sending him into the railing and falling between the beams. That

Because when nature calls, you attack it, this is some home security cam footage of British Columbia mother Cait Oakley chasing a bald eagle away from her pet goose Franky while breastfeeding her own baby in nothing but her husband’s Costco brand boxers. Costco brand boxers? This family needs to

Because it’s that time of the year, consider this a public service announcement and don’t fall off your roof or ladder like this guy while trying to hang Christmas lights. Thankfully, his fall wasn’t that far and he wasn’t impaled by a reindeer antler. Besides the kid wailing at the

This is some home security cam footage of a FedEx delivery driver following the instructions on a jocular yard sign to ‘STAY ON GRASS’. At first I thought he was dodging cracks to avoid breaking his mother’s back, but no, he was just being courteous. That’s nice. For reference, I

This is a video of a proud new motorcycle owner putting the bike through its paces with a classic wall crash test. Thank goodness he was wearing his helmet. Some more info about the incident while I wonder how much the IIHS paid him to administer this test: This guy

In an incident that I’m sure happens many times a day, this is some home security cam footage of a man attempting to pull his Subaru (of course it’s a Subaru) into the garage with a bike on top of it. Unsurprisingly, it doesn’t fit, and he wrecks the shit

This is some backyard security camera footage of heavy winds lifting a kiddie pool and trampoline clear up and out of the yard, much to the very vocal dismay of a little girl who was there playing. “Go play in the wind,” I imagine her parents telling her. Per the