This is some home security camera footage from a family who realized their nanny may in fact be using an invisibility cloak similar to the one utilized by the titular Predator from the 1987 movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Man, I need to get me one of those. And not just

This is some home security cam footage of a lady pushing a brown bear off a cinderblock fence and into her neighbor’s yard (your problem now) after it takes a swipe at her dogs. Of course the only reason it took a swipe at her dogs was because the bear

This is some Nest security cam footage from the home of Deedee Mueller in Pasadena, California of a partially hairless bear (Fuzzy Wuzzy, is that you?!) entering the house through the open kitchen door, and then being chased out by her two small terriers, Squirt and Mei Mei. Admittedly, an

This is some security cam footage of a $105,000+ electric Porsche Taycan pulling into a driveway, then immediately pulling out of the driveway via the top of a retaining wall, hitting an SUV and landing on top of another car in the process. As far as parking jobs go, this

This is a promo video for Ring’s ‘Always Home Cam’, an autonomous drone camera that syncs with a Nest home security system and can fly around your house to patrol it when you’re not home, and investigate disturbances. *gets Ring drone camera notification* Oh cool my dog farted again. The

This is some backyard security cam footage from Greenfield, Massachusetts of an elderly gentleman catching some z’s by the pool when a bear wanders in, gets a drink from the pool, and politely wakes the man with a touch of the shoe (what is it with bears and shoes?), presumably

This is some Nest home security cam footage of a candle left burning next to a window when the wind blows the curtain into the flame and starts a house fire. Some more info about the incident, which explains why the old man is so cavalier while the curtain burns

Note: Watch your volume, screaming. This is some home security cam footage of a woman watching television with her boyfriend and playing with her dogs when she sees a spider, panics, crawls across her boyfriend, and almost eats the floor. Then it looks like it’s time for a good cry.