Because the internet never stops churning out solid gold/super mushy turds, this is another musical mashup from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time featuring a slow speed mashup of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s posterior classic ‘Baby Got Back’ and a Bach orchestral piece conducted by Leonard Bernstein. What’s next, ‘SexyBach’ by Justin Timberlake? Because I sure hope not. And not just because my girlfriend has a crush on him, but really — what’s he got that I don’t? “Fame. Fortune. TALENT.” Honey! “What?” You’ve seen how good I am at puzzles.