Because who doesn’t like to close their eyes and imagine they live in an alternate reality where 80’s music was popular in the middle ages, this is a medley of 22 different 1980’s jams performed in a 1380’s bardcore style by a computer. Time stamps in case you’re looking for a particular jam to play while laying siege to an enemy’s castle:

0:00 Don’t Stop Believin’
4:16 Take On Me
8:13 Running Up That Hill
12:50 Every Breath You Take
16:09 Your Love
19:22 Time After Time
23:22 Never Gonna Give You Up
27:20 Careless Whisper
32:23 Livin’ On A Prayer
36:23 Smooth Criminal
39:55 Billie Jean
44:39 Total Eclipse Of The Heart
49:16 Girls Just Want To Have Fun
52:39 Everybody Wants To Rule The World
56:53 Sweet Child O’ Mine
1:02:36 Africa
1:07:36 Come On Eileen
1:12:10 The Final Countdown
1:17:21 Down Under
1:20:57 Eye Of The Tiger
1:24:56 Free Fallin’
1:29:53 Tainted Love

Which was your favorite? Mine was ‘Livin’ On A Prayer’, but that’s because I actually do live on a prayer. I’m kidding, I live in a worn out La-Z-Boy, and I’ve never once in my life prayed for chronic back pain. Well, not for myself, anyways.