This is a short but delightful video of a beachgoer being swallowed by a beach umbrella that was freed from its sandy prison by high winds. It attaches itself to that person like a facehugger! Hey, if you’re going to give birth to an alien baby, there are far worse places to do it than the beach. Also, with this person’s luck there’s no way they’re leaving that beach without a jellyfish sting.
Thanks to JustA, who agrees King Neptune is clearly trying to send a message.






