As a sure sign of the end times with no other possible explanation, a swarm of dragonflies recently plagued Misquamicut State Beach in Rhode Island, sending some beachgoers fleeing. Presumably straight home to start bottling water before it turns to blood. Clearly, God is pissed. I also included a video
This is a clip of a French bulldog balancing a blue ball on its nose and back while running and playing on the beach. It’s almost hard to believe it’s so good it, and I had to zoom and enhance the video for signs of CGI. It’s real though. Most
This is a clip from Noosa North Shore in Queensland, Australia, of a kangaroo hopping around in the surf to cool off on a hot day. They’re just like us! Except they have pouches. They do like throwing punches though! Also, considering this video is from Australia, I assume the
This is a video of a man with his legs stuck in the sand at the beach doing his best wacky inflatable tube guy impression as a friend pretends to fill him with air. He’s good. So good I wouldn’t mind him doing the same impression on the street outside
This is a video of a man performing 27 flips down a sand dune in 25 seconds. That is a lot of flips. I would have definitely puked afterwards. Or, much more likely, somewhere in the middle. And that’s assuming I don’t sprain my ankle on the very first flip.
This is a video of musician The Kiffness (previously) creating a live-looping remix of a man on a Spanish beach selling Coca-Cola. It’s a tasty tropical jam. And I’m not just saying that because I’m a Coke fan, but I am. I mean I always have been, but my parents
This is a video of a group of beachgoers battling strong winds while a man tries his damndest to hold on to a paddleboard. Unfortunately for him, his damndest isn’t good enough, and the wind rips the board from his hands and blows it away, presumably to Oz, where it
Staking claim as the rightful owners of the beach (and justifiably so), this is a video of a couple large sea lions chasing humans off their sand in La Jolla, California. Just look at those human meatbags run! Clearly, this is a local’s only beach. Now if only those sea