This is a video of WSAZ 3 reporter Tori Yorgey reporting from Dunbar, West Virginia about the inclement weather and a water main break when she’s casually hit by a car, and keeps going. Clearly she went to The Show Must Go On School Of Journalism. Now that is professionalism.

This is a video of Yakutsk, Russia resident Kiun B performing six experiments to demonstrate just how ungodly cold it is there. Yakutsk is known for recording the lowest temperature outside of Antarctica, at -64.4°C (-83.9°F). For reference, that’s even colder than the coldest witch’s tits, but not something I’d

This is a video of a giant inflatable Santa Claus appearing to dance to Rod Stewart’s makeout classic ‘Da Ya Think I’m Sexy?’ in high winds. Look at him go! Get a couple spiked eggnogs in Kris Kringle and all of a sudden he turns into Kris Krunkle. Now it’s

Returning your shopping cart to the cart return: some people find it incredibly difficult. Sure you just pushed it around an entire store, but from your car to the cart return? You have to draw the line somewhere. This is a video of high winds sending a bunch of shopping

Seen here about to start spraying some of that noxious blue disinfectant-deodorizer that can never quite keep the shit smell at bay, this is a video from a Denver park of a porta-potty taking to the skies in strong winds. As someone so kindly just reminded me in an email,

Presumably as a high-five to the nation’s first president, Thor struck the Washington Monument with a lightning bolt Sunday night, taking out the structure’s elevator and forcing its closure for a day. And this person captured the electrifying moment on their camera. Per someone else there: “Ooooh I missed it!”

Because when you’re a giant shelf cloud you can jaywalk all you want, this is a video of one crossing the street somewhere in Georgia. Mother Nature is wild, isn’t she? Like one shot of Jack Daniels and she’s dancing on the bar with her top off, her breasts lunging

Proving Thor is probably more of a bowler, this is a video of a kid hitting an 88MPH ball (maybe it was trying to time travel!) at Topgolf during a thunderstorm and the ball getting struck by lightning. Per Bill Murray’s character Carl Spackler in Caddyshack: “I’d keep playing. I