A partnership between Anchorage Solid Waste Services and the Alaska Zoo, this is a video of a group of Kodiak bears testing the bear-resistance of a new trash can. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the cans stand little chance against the massive 700+ pound bears. These aren’t those bears in the commercials that wipe with Charmin, these bears wipe with thorn bushes. My favorite part is at 0:29 when the bear just casually tosses the can like a piece of crumpled paper into a wastebasket, then right after when it wears it like a hat. Did you know in a recent survey that 6% of Americans believe they could actually win an unarmed fight against a grizzly bear? I vote we let them try and put the concept of survival of the delusionalist to the test.