This is a video created by Joseph of Joseph’s Machines (previously) in collaboration with Dr. Squatch hand soaps of the automatic hand washing machine he constructed (not actually a Rube Goldberg machine because it’s powered). Does it look like a medieval torture device? Kind of. I especially liked the stuffed animal hand drying wheels at the end. Me? I dry my hands the old fashioned way. “Never washing them in the first place?” Come on, I’m not an animal, I just went to the bathroom. On my pants — the answer was ‘on my pants.’