Because a first day on the job is always chockfull of pitfalls, this is a video of a man tripping down the stairs and accidentally pulling the fire alarm on his first day at a new gig. Those fire doors shut QUICK. I doubt he was fired for the incident,
- March 29, 2024
This is a video captured by wildlife artist Robert E Fuller of a winter murmuration of starlings at dusk at the Ripon City Wetlands in Yorkshire, England (love your pudding!). Per Robert: “Starling murmurations are one of Britain’s greatest wildlife spectacles. Studies suggest the birds congregate in great swirling masses
- March 28, 2024
Because harebrained schemes are all the rage these days, a Texas high school teacher and Army veteran formally known as Dustin Ebey has legally changed his name to Literally Anybody Else and is running for president. Well, he’s got my vote! I mean, if I could vote. Stupid felonies. Some
- March 28, 2024
This is a map detailing the average cost of an adult movie ticket (that is, the price for an adult to see a movie, not the price of seeing an ADULT movie, those vary widely but I have paid as low as 25¢) in each US state. So, if cheap
- March 28, 2024
This is a video of the functional tea/coffee set fingernails created by Morgan Gilbertson of Haus Of Nails. Apparently the full set cost $3,000. That seems like a lot to spend on fingernails, but I also just chew mine when they get unbearably long. My girlfriend thinks it’s disgusting, which
- March 27, 2024
This is a video of a woman tastefully adding googly eyes to a black rug to tie a room together and inviting us to play a game of “Can you find my black cat?” The cat opens its eyes and she zooms in on it, but I did NOT see
- March 27, 2024
This is a clip from what appears to be the Catalina Wine Mixer of a man tossing a grape or olive to a woman, her bouncing it off a tooth, a man saving it from the ground with a well-aimed kick (I bet that dude can hacky sack!), and another
- March 26, 2024
This is a short video of TikTok user and middle school teacher LadyJackBlack discussing how she unknowingly dressed like Shrek for work (how could she not see that?) and multiple students let her know about it. “Where’s Donkey?” I imagine the kids snickering in the hallway. That’s the thing about
- March 26, 2024
As part of my ongoing commitment to public health, this is a video from emergency medical service provider Kieram Litchfield detailing what different colored urine means about your health, adding food coloring to toilet water and stirring the faux-pee with what I assume is a roommate’s cereal spoon. From kidney
- March 26, 2024
This is a short video of Josiah Ross’s adopted orange cat Philip reacting to Josiah leaving the apartment. Philip does not take it well, and as commenters pointed out, Josiah should probably get another cat to keep Philip company (the more the merrier, that’s my motto, but only up to
- March 25, 2024















