This is a clip edited by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), featuring David Bowie and Queen’s 1981 banger ‘Under Pressure’, but with everything but the nonsensical scatting sounds removed. It’s like tasting a single element of a deconstructed version of the song, the same way you might the individual

This is a clip of a Boston police officer inspecting a children’s slide for safety (I’m kidding, totally just dicking around), and getting taken on the ride of his life in the process. At least he didn’t shoot it afterwards. But why was he riding face-down? Who taught you how

This is a video from Matt Anderson, who couldn’t find his phone while driving but knew it was nearby because it was playing music via Bluetooth. Finally, he located the phone, and his copilot captured footage of it teetering on the vehicle’s hood. How did neither one of you see

This is a video of World Beatbox Champion SO-SO performing a medley of Super Mario song remixes entirely with beatboxing and vocal performance. There is no additional instrumentation or sound effects, it’s all SO-SO. It’s actually way better than so-so though, it’s amazing. The songs he covered were Super Mario

World records: there’s one for everything. Even the number of empty cans stuck to your face with suction. How do I know those cans are regulation?! The newest record of 9 cans was set by 31-year old Shunichi Kanno, who beat Jamie “Canhead” Keeton’s previous record of 8. Wow, only

In other wiener related news (is it going to be one of those days?! Only time will tell. We can all hope though), this is a video of a phallic cloud spotted while driving. There’s no doubt about it, that’s a cumulus wiener. I included screencaps with both the Steak

This is a video of a man fulfilling one of my lifelong dreams and swallowing all 27-feet of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. It’s absolutely perfect — a real cinematic masterpiece. Which brings me to my next point: Oscar Mayer should become the official sponsor of the Academy Awards. I mean

This is a video of Japanese man Toco wearing the $14,000 Border Collie costume he had commissioned out in public to gauge the reactions of fellow canines and humans. Toco had the costume made to fulfill his childhood dream of becoming an animal. My childhood dream? A Ferrari. “To own

This is a video of Heath Ledger’s Joker performance in The Dark Knight deepfaked by Youtuber GdaTyler VFX to be a makeup-free Heath Ledger. It’s kind of like a reverse deepfake. A FAKEDEEP. Did I just come up with something?! “No.” I didn’t think so, but I can never tell.

This is an old clip from Japanese variety show Kasou Taishou in which a girl appears to dribble and bounce a basketball, while her human shadow does the same. That’s wild. Almost as wild as Peter Pan’s shadow — that thing has a mind of its own. My shadow? My