This is a video from La Jolla in San Diego of two sea lions charging at waaaaay too tourists for such a tiny beach, all of whom have clearly overstayed their welcome. They don’t call them lions for nothing! The city is considering closing this beach as a result of

Because there’s nothing quite like the thrill of 4 wheeling in a strip mall parking lot after dark, this is a video of a duo atop an ATV attempting a wheelie, but getting more than they bargained for. That bargain appearing to be some dual head-in-lap action. Yow yow! These

This is a video of wildlife lover and conservationist Chandler of Chandler’s Wild Life discussing king cobra Justina while she’s about shed, and about how particularly dangerous snakes are when they’re about to shed because they’re partially blind due to the layer of cloudy skin covering their eyeball, and extra

This is a short promo for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem movie featuring everyone’s favorite turtle liking zombie boy, Jonathan. He’s a lot older now, but he still likes turtles. And face painting. Some things never change, and I do find a little comfort in that.

This is a video of a young bear nicknamed Pumpking living his best life on the swinging saucer of Los Angeles County resident Alena, who’s set up numerous cameras in her yard to capture the bears, foxes, and bobcats that come to visit. It looks like Pumpking knows how to

This is a video of science lover James Orgill of The Action Lab wrapping a bitchin’ Nissan Altima in Musou Black Fabric Kiwami, a fabric that absorbs 99.9% of light that hits it. I WILL REFLECT NOTHING. Obviously, this is the perfect cover for getaway cars, provided you’re trying to

This is a video of a young orthodontist making an entrance for a new patient, appearing out of the ceiling on an elevator with a cane and light-up shoes. Um, does my insurance cover that? Because I’m pretty sure it only covers door entrances. According to the TikToker who posted

Presumably looking for an afterparty, this is a video of a dog ringing a neighbor’s video doorbell at 4AM. If you ring my doorbell at 4AM? I don’t care if the apocalypse has started, I’m not getting out of bed until time is in the double digits. I can only

This is a video of Spanish pet raven Vanta saying hola to her owner in a shockingly deep voice. Definitely not the voice you want to hear right before bed. Oh who am I kidding, I’d settle for even a demonic voice saying goodnight. I’m so lonely. Spoon me, satan

This is a video of pro skateboarder Tyshawn Jones performing a massive rampless ollie over Universal Music Group A&R Senior VP Steven Victor’s ~$5-million Ferrari Monza SP2. Some more details about the car while I print out a poster-sized screenshot of it and tack it to the ceiling above my