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Boston Dynamics’ Robots Unbelievable Dance Routine To ‘Do You Love Me’

In what appears to be an incredibly misguided attempt to wish us all a happier new year, this is a video just released by Boston Dynamics of its army of death-bots all dancing to The Contours’ 1962 banger ‘Do You Love Me’. You really just have to see it to believe it — how well they move makes them look like CG and not reality. It is reality though — a grim, future reality. Seriously, just watch it and tell me if these things don’t go rogue that it’s game over for humanity and *checking pockets* we’re fresh out of quarters.

Thanks to Ferrous and Paul, who agree there’s never been a better time to start thinking about life in space.