And possibly didn’t need to see. Personally, I’m into it. The only thing that bothered me is Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raphael have their belts mixed up. I mean it makes sense Donatello got his right since he’s the brains of the operation, he could have straightened his brothers out though.

This is a video of dancer Hittesh Patel demonstrating his skills with a couple very impressive tutting performances (tutting references King Tut, because the angular hand movements resemble the poses seen in ancient Egyptian stone reliefs). Now that is some serious coordination. I can’t even walk and chew gum. Pat

Proof that there is a fountain of youth and some people have drank from it, this is a video of an elderly gentleman joining a break dance battle in Las Vegas while Nirvana’s ‘Lithium’ plays. He’s certainly got the moves — he reminds me of Christopher Walken dancing in Fatboy

This is a video of a playful orange cat performing an interpretive shadow dance on the bed in the sunshine. It reminds me of Peter Pan fighting his shadow. Man, Peter Pan — that kid had it right. Stay young, be imaginative, eat a booger every now and then, and

This is a video from artist Rudy Willingham, who carved and photographed 80 pumpkins so that they perform Michael Jackson’s Thriller dance when viewed as a stop motion video. That’s cool. Am I going to project this onto a bedsheet in my front yard as my only Halloween decoration this

This is a video of a pet umbrella cockatoo carefully listening to its owner’s very impressive beatboxing before it joins in the fray with some synchronized head bobbing and wing waving. Clearly, that bird knows how to party. The birds around here? They just try to dive-bomb my apartment windows

This is a video of a member of Malaysian dance group Budayawan performing a traditional Magunatip bamboo dance of the Murut people of Borneo, a former headhunter warrior tribe. It involves being blindfolded and dancing between bamboo poles that are constantly being clapped open and closed to the beat. It

These are a couple videos of performance artist and double dutch world champion KO-YA.REG dancing while jumping double dutch. He’s smooth. Me? I would have been tripped up in those ropes and scouring the ground for a piece of a tooth faster than you can sing, ‘Miss Mary Mack, Mack,