*trying to blot urine out of pants* Whatever, I meant to do that.
Car Makes Surprise Overly Dramatic Lane Change On Highway

Jesus: sometimes he takes the wheel. Case in point, this dashcam footage of a motorist who drifts over into another driver’s lane (no turn signal but they have just been making a casual lane change in front of a speeder), overcorrects, then spins a 180 before Jesus finally decides it isn’t this person’s time to meet his dad and takes the wheel and fixes everything. Man, Fast & Furious: L.A. Rush Hour looks GOOD. I hope they release it in 3D. I also hope they replace all the chairs in the theater with car seats and pour a little gasoline in the aisles.