In a quest to make an infinity bubble, Youtuber Engineezy constructed a bubble machine that feeds a continuous supply of bubble formula (soap, water, lube, and baking soda) to a car-mounted bubble wand. For the lube, he uses veterinary J-Lube, which has some worthwhile reviews on Amazon. While he fails to make an infinitely long bubble, he is able to make a bubble over 50-feet long, which is larger than any I’ve blown even with a whole packet of Big League Chew. Plus he didn’t almost choke to death.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees when that baby hits 88MPH, you’re gonna see some serious sh!t.