Because why not risk getting massaged to death, the Aescape is an AI powered massage table with two industrial robotic arms to work out all your knots. It has a touchscreen control panel so you can select specific areas to work on, and adjust the pressure and time allotted to work on those areas. A session begins by Aescape creating a 3-D computational model of your body before getting to work with its meat tenderizers. Now I know what you’re thinking, but no, the saddest endings only.