Because this is the internet and the internet’s job is showing you things you didn’t know you needed to see and would have been fine not, this is a video of Furry Fritz the cat lapping up milk from a glass table, as viewed from below. That tongue is wild!

These are two videos of precious lil iridescent bobtail squids burying themselves in the sand. The diminutive (~3″ max) squids don’t even look real, they look like animals from a Pixar movie. But they allegedly are real, although with all this AI running amok, you have to wonder. I’m skeptical

This is a video of Maru (hands/paws down one of my favorite internet cats) and sisters Hana and Miri exploring a giant mirrored kaleidoscope, multiplying themselves like bunnies in the process. So many Marus! I didn’t think I’d ever be able to get enough of that pouty face, and I

This is some delightful backyard security cam footage of a raccoon embracing the winter weather and trying to catch snowflakes in its hands and mouth. Me? I will never embrace winter weather, and House Stark definitely could have picked a better motto if they wanted to encourage tourism. Of course

This is a video of The Golden Ellie’s mom hiding from her in the under-cushion storage compartment of a sofa’s chaise. Ellie is so confused! She knows she smells her mom around there somewhere, but can’t figure out exactly where she could be. Clever girl. My dogs? If I don’t

Because when nature calls, you attack it, this is some home security cam footage of British Columbia mother Cait Oakley chasing a bald eagle away from her pet goose Franky while breastfeeding her own baby in nothing but her husband’s Costco brand boxers. Costco brand boxers? This family needs to

This is a video of Jabber, a beautiful human-imprinted European starling mimicking its owner, and throwing in a surprisingly accurate R2-D2 impression just to keep things spicy. And you know how I feel about spicy! Actually you might not, but I love it. I even did that Paqui One Chip

This is a video of a bear cub readjusting a trail cam to capture what the bear believes to be a better angle of all the wildlife in the area, including coyotes and a bobcat. Of course it didn’t actually do it for that reason, it probably just wanted some