This is a timelapse video of a skinned watermelon speeding from beautiful Picnictown to Puke City, USA over the course of two minutes. In real-time Youtuber Photo Owl Time Lapse let nature take its course over 33 days, with most of the decomposition happening by day six, and the melon nearly reaching its final form by day 17. Wow, I can safely say I’ll never be able to look at a watermelon the same way again. And to think I just started eating them again after learning that whole “a watermelon will grow inside you if you eat the seeds” thing was a lie perpetuated by my uncle using pregnant women at the cookout as props.