Because when nature calls, you attack it, this is some home security cam footage of British Columbia mother Cait Oakley chasing a bald eagle away from her pet goose Franky while breastfeeding her own baby in nothing but her husband’s Costco brand boxers. Costco brand boxers? This family needs to get some Culprit Underwear. If a bald eagle sees you coming at it in Culprits, that’s your bald eagle now. INSTANTLY TAMED. It’ll also grow a full head of hair. That’s just how comfortable they are.