This is a video of Crocodile Hunter Jr. Robert Irwin working with a bush-stone curlew named Emily to help curtail her very conspicuous anger management issues. Now I’ve dated several Emilys in the past, and to Robert I say GOOD LUCK. And if she’s a Libra just f*cking forget about

Seen here trying to milk a t-rex tooth, paleontologist Mark Loewen of the University of Utah & Natural History Museum of Utah discusses all the dinosaur misinformation presented in Jurassic Park. So it’s not a prehistorically accurate documentary is what you’re telling me. That’s terrible news. Mostly because I’ve based

Note: Full res photo HERE. Because it’s Monday and it’s best to ease into the week (like a cold pool) with an activity that requires little to no brainpower (my favorite kind of activity): find the cat. Part of it is in there somewhere. Maybe you’ll spot it right away,

Because Mother Nature is a real firecracker, this is a video of a sea turtle thwarting a tiger shark’s efforts to make it into a meal by constantly turning and barrel rolling to make sure whenever the tiger shark attacks it’s presented with the full length of its unbiteable shell.

In happy ending news, these are a couple videos from marksman Robert Brantley, who was on his way to the target range when he spotted a kitten on the side of the road (presumably abandoned there by someone whose actions don’t reflect their alleged values). He proceeds to pick it

Because Oklahoma, this is a video of a modern cowboy lassoing a cow that got loose and was running down a busy highway in Oklahoma City. The action was captured by the ABC KOCO Sky 5 helicopter, complete with the camera operator’s commentary: “Get im, get im, get im, get

Because when it rains it pours turtles (I’d recommend a much stronger umbrella), this is a video of a turtle who somehow managed to get flipped over on its back in a pond (we all have that friend), and the others come to right it before it can embarrasses itself

This is a video of turtle owner Kenny James giving his turtle Sergio a little Hot Wheels car to sit on so he can zoom around the house at breakneck speeds. “Dammit, where was one of those little cars when I needed it?” I imagine Tortoise wondering after his race