Ugly Christmas sweaters: they’re not even ugly anymore, they’re beautiful. Case in point, this illuminated ‘Tree-Rex’ sweater manufactured by Joyin and available on Amazon (product link). It features a sexy t-rex struggling with a string of Christmas lights with his little arms, and features seven different light modes. There’s a

Ever wanted to build your own plastic shoe like a modern Geppetto? Well you’re in luck, thanks to this official Adidas Original Superstar LEGO set. The build-a-sneaker, available on Amazon (product link), features 731 pieces to build either a left or right shoe (but not both, you’ll have to buy

This is a short TikTok video from theteetfamily (nice, I’m a teet guy myself) of the wife pranking the husband with her new talon toenail pedicure. I like how he’s so confused he starts holding his nose. That’s when you know your brain is broken. Or maybe her feet stink.

I don’t think I ever owned a Cabbage Patch Kids doll, but I did have the playhouse growing up. I got it for like my fifth birthday. This one right HERE. God, I spent so much time in there getting stung by the bees that also called it home. Enter

Because nobody needs to know who I am or what I’m looking at or if I have a boogie, these are the ‘Oversized Huge Big Mask Shield Full Face Polarized Large Mirror Sunglasses’ from brand vvovvug and available on Amazon. They remind me of a motorcycle helmet visor, but with

This is a video of an orangutan at an Indonesian zoo trying on a pair of sunglasses that a woman accidentally dropped into its enclosure. It looks good! Like a Disney character. After a very abbreviated fashion week, the orangutan tries to throw the glasses back to the crowd, although

Because humanity is rapidly approaching its expiration date (use by, not best by), these are Wet Pants Denim, real jeans you can buy that make it look like you pissed yourself, but are actually dry to the touch (the illusion is created via dyeing, not to be confused with dying

Because fashion died long before my childhood guinea pig, these are the very unfortunate Double Waists Cut-out Jeans created by designers Wang Wei and Tim Shi for MARRKNULL that feature one waistband at the hips and another at the ankles that limits movement so you walk like a penguin. Plus