Designed and sold by UK-based novelty footwear maker Irregular Choice, these are the $239 Roll The Dice high heels. In case you couldn’t tell, they’re Monopoly themed. I’m kidding, even people who have never heard of the game could tell you they’re Monopoly themed. It’s…hard to miss. Does anybody really love Monopoly this much? I always felt like everyone who liked playing Monopoly were either sadists who liked bankrupting their friends or people who wanted to practice cheating. Still, there’s no question these heels make a statement. What that statement is, I’m not sure, but I do hope it’s not directed at me on game night.