This is a video of skateboarder/fitness buff Mikey Mac O’Brien holding a 135lb barbell Zercher squat style and performing a kickflip. It’s also a paid partnership with Reign Total Body Fuel drinks. Hey, you should pay me too. Sure I might not be able to to do a 135lb kickflip,

Seen here wearing UGGs to the gym, these are two TikTok videos from hunk Samuel Stratis of women accidentally squatting right onto his face while he’s working out. At first I assumed they’d just be staged, but I don’t think they are. You know — maybe I should start hitting

This is a video of some fitness nut running down the Red Rocks Amphitheater seating backwards as fast as he can, amazingly without tripping and braining himself. That is impressive. Impressive, and absolute lunacy. I can only assume he’s taken to working out at Red Rocks instead of local gyms

This is a video from a CrossFit gym in Hohhot City, China of the gym’s cat encouraging passing exercisers with high-fives. That’s nice, because if there’s one thing a CrossFitter needs, it’s somebody besides themselves to care about their workout. Also, if this was one of Hemingway’s polydactyl cats it

This is a video of Sylvie, who loves running in her giant hamster style exercise wheel, but ran a little TOO fast and was left spinning inside. Well, at least until gravity did its thing. But has that stopped Sylvie from continuing to enjoy her cat wheel? It has not.

These are a couple videos of athlete Dmitry Politov brutally reminding me just how out of shape I am and performing several human flags by jumping up and attaching himself to vertical poles with just his feet (aka toe-hooking). If you’re interested in badly injuring yourself, the second video is

This is a video of a young martial artist demonstrating a very impressive, and very fast bo staff routine. I hate to admit it, but this puts even my own curtain rod swinging to shame. I mean he didn’t even break a single window or picture frame. How do you

This is a video of someone’s cat attempting to make it across increasingly difficult levels of cup and hole obstacles. That cat — it’s nimble. Also, I have to admire how it only exerts enough energy to just barely clear a cup obstacle. Don’t jump any higher than you have