Because the internet just won’t stop spinning (like a ballerina music box when you’re trying to hide from zombies), this is another song reimagined by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’ as a children’s song, a la Kidz Bop. It’s uh, it’s not very good.

Because you’re never too old or too young to not stop believin’, this is a video of a group of Minnesota kindergarteners performing a rendition of Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ with lyrics that were rewritten by their teacher Mrs. Tessier with a school and learning theme. You know, those kids

This is a video from the Franklin Park Zoo in Boston where recent mother Kiki the gorilla reacts to recent human mother Emmelina and her newborn. Emmelina has her five-week old son Canyon with her, and Kiki her newborn son Pablo. Kiki repeatedly tries to caress the human baby’s head

This is a shot of very dapper 4-year old Noah Bryant eating one of the 918 SpongeBob popsicles he accidentally ordered using his mother Jennifer’s Amazon account. Noah managed to order 54 cases of the fruit punch and cotton candy (with gumball eyeball) flavored treats, totaling $2,618.85. That’s $2.85 a

This is a sweet video of a father earning superhero status with his young children (well at least one, another asks what just happened) as they watch him help a stranger out of a ditch by pulling the back of their Nissan Rogue to the ground so they can drive

This is some security cam footage from the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport of a 9-year old riding a baggage conveyor belt into a sorting machine while his family and employees were distracted checking bags. Some more details while I wish I’d done this myself as a child: Airport spokesperson Pat

This is a short video of a father scaring his son with a bear-face video filter. Like, the kid starts crying because he thinks his dad is a bear. Should you do this to your own young children? Probably not. Should you do it to your nephews? I’ll let you

Because reality is entirely subjective, this is a video of a young girl dipping her chips into the red wine vinegar printed on the front of a bag of Lay’s Salt & Vinegar chips. Does it make them taste better? Probably — the mind is an incredibly powerful tool. It’s