This is some home security cam footage of a kid popping a giant gender reveal balloon with a toy sword while his mom is on the way to the car with it. SURPRISE: It’s a girl! I don’t think this is the mother-to-be though, I think it was just a

This is some incredible footage from the innovative Lumiere Brothers in 1899 of a troupe of child acrobats in Paris performing some stunts, including a human pyramid and two members passing and juggling a small boy with their feet like he’s a sack of potatoes. The footage was colorized and

Because picking favorites is inevitable, this is a short video of precious 1-year old Ember dodging her grandma on her way to see grandpa during a recent visit. Grandma tries to laugh it off, but you can tell that stung. Little Ember better hope grandma isn’t in charge of picking

Because sometimes sleep demands your attention (except when you really want it two hours past your bedtime), this is a video of a kid struggling and failing to stay awake while eating his *zooms and enhances* pasta nibbles. We’ve all been there. Except now, now I’m never there because when

Proving that age isn’t anything but a number, this is a video about neighbors Benjamin Olson and Mary O’Neill, who developed a best friendship during COVID lockdown across their backyard fence despite a 97-year age gap. That’s cool, I grew pretty close to a tortoise at the zoo once and

This is a video from journalist Kelly Bauer, who took her nephew to a playground where he rode a ramp (part of an obstacle course) he mistook for a slide (hey, everything is a slide if it has an angle less than 180-degrees and you brought enough Crisco). And he

Because shit happens (sometimes in the car when my girlfriend is driving and she can’t get me to a restroom fast enough and I have no choice but to crawl into the back seat and lay on my stomach, telling her I’ll understand if she decides to leave me and

Because the internet just won’t stop spinning (like a ballerina music box when you’re trying to hide from zombies), this is another song reimagined by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’ as a children’s song, a la Kidz Bop. It’s uh, it’s not very good.