In other world record news, this is the Redfin listing for a home in Glendora, California that sold last year for $780,000 (and is currently estimated to be worth almost $1-million because the housing market is totally boinked) and has what can only be described as “the world’s worst floorplan.”

This is a video of musician The Kiffness (previously) creating a live-looping remix of a man on a Spanish beach selling Coca-Cola. It’s a tasty tropical jam. And I’m not just saying that because I’m a Coke fan, but I am. I mean I always have been, but my parents

Presumably a group therapy session to promote healing from all the ill will shown toward them throughout the years, this is a video of 25 Furbies all having a conversation. What are they saying? No clue, but I assume it involves overthrowing humanity. Can’t say I blame them *minimizes ‘overthrow

This is a video of actor Therese Plummer performing an absolutely award-worthy 1-star Yelp review for Dunkin’ Donuts. She’s good, she’s REALLY good. That bagel the customer got did sound pretty lame though, nobody wants hardly any cream cheese that appears to have been spread with a finger. Well, maybe

This is a video of a couple cats carefully edited to dance to/act out Michael Jackson’s ‘Smooth Criminal’. I mean this IS the internet after all. Did you forget? Me, I can never forget, I have the memory of a….what’s the animal with the good memory? “Elephant.” I’m pretty sure

This is a video of gamer Red Nomster giving a tour of the Andy’s Room map he created in Halo Infinite, with players scaled to the size of action figures. It’s a very impressive reproduction, and if I played Halo Infinite I would definitely download and play this map. I

This is a video of a Cookie Monster inspired subwoofer system in the back of a hatchback attempting to eat a cookie. Little does he know it’s just a pillow. My dogs have made the same mistake with pillows before. “What the hell’s the matter with you two?” I’d be

This is a video from TikTok user 5crazycats (and I highly suspect 1crazycatlady) of her cat Larry hiding in a pile of stuffed animals (including a couple realistic cats). It only took me two views to find him. I’m not bragging, but I do have cat-vision. It’s like x-ray vision